Thieves Steal $339 In Products From Dollar Store By Stuffing It In Their Underwear

When a store sells everything on its shelves for a dollar or less, I would think I wouldn’t be a high-priority target for thieves. But a pair of morons in Florida tried to walk out of a dollar store with $339 in personal hygiene products stuffed in their underwear.

According to UPI, employees at the dollar store saw the men, aged 24 and 34, “stuff personal hygiene products into their underpants and attempt to leave the shop without paying.”

These criminal masterminds told Florida police that they had planned to resell the products.

Yes, their plan was to re-sell dollar store toiletries, that had been in their pants…for profit.

I’m still wondering how they managed to even stuff 300+ items in their undies, ouch!

[UPI]

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