So, this naked guy was walking down the street in Tennessee, trashing cars, but before his day was done he jumped in a swimming pool full of children, and broke a police officer's arm.

Nothing witty to say about this one, that's just sheer stupidity.

According to WMCTV, Memphis Police responded on a Sunday afternoon to calls about a guy with no clothes on vandalizing cars. After he got his fill of vehicular destruction he decided to cool off and a jump in a pool, a pool full of children. (Keep in mind he wasn't wearing clothes.)

Police showed up, the naked guy got into a fight with them and ended up breaking one of the officer's arms before being apprehended.

I am constantly amazed at how many dumb criminal stories I find that seem to include the phrase, "they weren't wearing pants."

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