Naked Guy Gets In Fight With Police After Jumping In Pool Full Of Children
So, this naked guy was walking down the street in Tennessee, trashing cars, but before his day was done he jumped in a swimming pool full of children, and broke a police officer's arm.
Nothing witty to say about this one, that's just sheer stupidity.
According to WMCTV, Memphis Police responded on a Sunday afternoon to calls about a guy with no clothes on vandalizing cars. After he got his fill of vehicular destruction he decided to cool off and a jump in a pool, a pool full of children. (Keep in mind he wasn't wearing clothes.)
Police showed up, the naked guy got into a fight with them and ended up breaking one of the officer's arms before being apprehended.
I am constantly amazed at how many dumb criminal stories I find that seem to include the phrase, "they weren't wearing pants."
[WMCTV]