Grease-Covered Burglar Gets Stuck In Store Window

A guy in California snuck in a food store by sliding through the grease trap on the roof and then got stuck in a store window while trying to make his escape.

That sounds like an awful lot of work to steal a couple dirty magazines and a few packs of smokes.

According to CFNEws13, police responded to an alarm going off at the Sam’s Discount Food store and arrived to find the culprit stuck in one of the windows.

An arrest report said Winslow told the deputy he was stuck, could not move and had to ‘take a poop.’ The deputy helped Winslow out of the window and took him into custody.

Apparently the guy had broken in, left greasy hand and finger-prints all over the store, drank some juice, ate a ham sandwich, and was trying to steal two adult magazines and three packs of cigarettes. He then realized all the doors were also locked from the inside so he had to try to break a few windows and squeeze through the bars on them to escape.

However, even though he was greased up from the grease trap, he got stuck.

That’s just embarrassing.

[CFNEws13]

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