Drunk, Naked Woman Crawls Through Stranger’s Doggy-Door And Ends Up In Bathtub

Have you ever been so drunk that you stripped your clothes off and climbed through a stranger’s doggy-door? Yeah, me neither…but that’s what a Texas woman decided to do on a Monday night.

According to DailyMail, a pair of Texas homeowners heard a noise in their house, they investigated and found their doggy-door had been damaged. They assumed an animal had tried to come in the house, but then they found a 25-year-old woman in their bathtub trying to make a phone call. Oh, and she was buck-naked.

Apparently the girl told police she was “just trying to use the phone”.

They found her black dress still on the patio, and had her put it back on before arresting her. She was charged with misdemeanor criminal trespass and criminal mischief.

Okay, so she had too much to drink and she needed to make a phone call? Three questions cone to mind:

1. Why on earth did she take her clothes off?
2. Why did she try and go through a doggy door into a random home?
3. Why did she head for the bathtub if she was looking for a phone?

Then again, I’m not sure I want to know what was running through her mind if those are the choices she made.

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[DailyMail]