Drugged-Up Shirtless Man Crashes 8-Year-Old Kid’s Birthday Party

It’s your party and you can cry if you want to, especially if you’re turning eight and a shirtless man on drugs comes to crash your birthday bash.

According to Seattle PI, police were called to the scene of an 8-year-old kid’s birthday party because of an unwanted guest. The 28-year-old stranger showed up with no shoes and no shirt, ate several slices of pizza, and took two balloon animals before getting in a “heated” exchange with party guests and they called the cops.

In their arrest report, police said he was under the influence of a "potent relaxant of some kind."

The lesson learned here: Say no to drugs. I mean really, what kind of low have you sunk to when you get high and hit up a 8-year-old's birthday party to score free pizza and balloon animals?!

[Seattle PI]

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