Machete-Wielding Biker Attack’s Birthday Girl’s Father At Her Party

You know those stories about little girls who cry for no reason at their birthday parties? Well, a Florida girl’s father was throwing her a birthday party that was interrupted by a machete-wielding, bike-riding ,beer-thief that nearly cut her dad’s finger off.

According to Naples News, the father was hosting a birthday party for his young daughter. An acquaintance of the father showed up to the party on a bicycle with a machete in his waistband. He started loading beer the father had for the party into plastic sacks and tried to make a two-wheeled getaway with his ill-gotten beer.

The dad tried to stop him, but our thief pulled out his machete and started swinging. He got the dad’s pinkie finger and severed it to the point it was “dangling”.

The beer-theif escaped on his bike, and the dad was taken to a hospital where they were, thankfully, able to reattach his finger.

Talk about a bad birthday!

*It’s my party and I’ll cry if I want to…*

[Naples News]

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