Chinese take-outWe’ve all had the problem at least once, where we call to order food from somewhere and you can’t make out a word of what the person on the other end of the phone is saying. This happened to a woman in New Hampshire when she called to order some Chinese food. But she had a bright idea that calling 911 might be the answer to getting her oriental food order right.

She was wrong.

According to CBS Boston, the 57-year-old called 911 to get medical help. When firefighters arrived they found out all she really wanted was some help ordering Chinese food.

She seriously made firefighters rush to her house because she had a hankering for some kung pao chicken or something. Police investigated and showed up at her house with a warrant a few weeks later and arrested her for misuse of Emergency-911.

I wonder who she called with her one phone call from prison. (She probably had to ask a guard for help with that one too.)

Can the general population really be this intelligent?!

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