Three Naked Drunk Men Ride Shopping Cart Through Car Wash – Dumb Criminal of the Day

Personally, I have no interest in riding a shopping cart through a car wash. If for some reason I did ever decide to embark on such an adventure I definitely wouldn't squeeze into said shopping cart with two of my naked buddies and go through with it.

But that’s exactly what three Canadian men did in British Colombia.

According to the Seattle PI, Police were called sometime after midnight when neighbors to a 24-hour drive-thru car wash heard screaming coming from inside the wash. When police showed up they found three severely intoxicated 23-year-old male’s putting their clothes back on.

For some reason they had all gotten nice and hammered before deciding to take off their clothes, squeeze into a single shopping cart, set the car wash to ‘typhoon wash’, and let the goo times roll.

I’m assuming it wasn't nearly as fun as they thought it would be, judging by the screams that led neighbors to call police.

Warnings were issued to the men, but they weren't charged with anything.

“We arrived to find intoxicated men putting their clothes back on, and realizing that the best decisions aren’t made while drunk and at a car wash without a car in the middle of the night.”

[Seattle PI]

Picture by mikecog, Flickr.

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