Speeding Woman Evades Cops Because She Was Topless

I’m sure just about every cop has at least one story about a woman trying to use her lady lumps to get out of a ticket, Police in Florida heard a new one when they ticketed a woman for speeding and her excuse was that she couldn’t stop because she was topless.

According to Reuters, the 35-year-old woman was clocked driving 70MPH in a 50MPH zone, but sped away from police once they gave pursuit. She ran a stop sign and clipped a tree and ended up losing the squad cars.

A helicopter later found the truck, which belonged to her boyfriend. The woman fessed up and said that she had been driving around topless and was too embarrassed to get pulled over.

Now, to make matters worse for the woman, she was a newly hired teacher and her arrest might affect her job status.

Don’t drive naked and don’t run from the cops. Those don’t seem like rules that should be that hard for a grown woman to abide by.