Naked Man On Acid Jumps On Top Of Police Car

An Ohio man on a bad trip decided to climb a patrol car, sans clothing.

That’s a pretty good way to get arrested and land on the dumb criminals list.

According to The News-Herald, this incident happened around 4:20AM Monday morning. A security guard at a materials plant had called police to report a naked man walking in the middle of the street. Police showed up and confronted the 18-year-old, but he was talking in very loud gibberish and then climbed on top of their patrol car. He climbed down and was taken into custody where he told police he had taken acid.

Say no to drugs kids.

Out of your mind and naked in the back of a police car is no way to spend a Monday morning.

[The News-Herald]

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