Man Calls Police Because The Prostitute He Paid For Was Ugly [AUDIO]

A man in Britain was so upset that the prostitute he paid for was ugly that he called police to complain about her.Police advised him that soliciting a prostitute was illegal, but he disagreed and wanted to come to the police station to argue about it.

According to Express & Star,

The man contacted officers saying the prostitute should have action taken against her for breaching the Sale of Goods Act for "making herself out to be better looking than she was".

You can hear part of his call below:

Apparently police disconnected his first call since it was absurd, but the guy was so angry that he called again. After he wasted more of their time, police ended up sending the guy a letter warning him to stop bothering them and to stop illegally soliciting women for sex.

I'm thinking he should brush up on his law books before he calls police again...and maybe get a real date, that he doesn't have to pay for.

[Express & Star]

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