Guess What Part Of Her Body A Woman Smuggled 96 Pills Worth Of Illegal Drugs?

We've all heard the stories about drug mules and addicts hiding illegal drugs in all kinds of crazy places, but a 31-year-old woman in Florida may have sunk to a new low in the world of drug smuggling.

She decided to hide 96 pills all up in her lady parts!

Concealing drugs inside a person's body cavity is not a new thing, police and TSA agents do more than their fair share of cavity searches. But, none-the-less, this woman thought she could hide seven Morphine pills, 20 Carisoprodol (muscle relaxer) tabs and 69 Tramadol (pain killer) pills in her most-sacred of secret hiding places.(All of it taped up inside a condom and cellophane paper.)

According to the Sun-Sentinal, she was arrested on three outstanding drug warrants for violation of probation and when police took her in they did a strip search and found the narcotics.

Call me crazy, but any habit, pastime or indulgence that requires me to hide things on my personal nooks and crannies is not for me!