Elderly Cross-Dresser Busted For Shoplifting

When trying to shoplift, most criminals try not to draw attention to themselves…like I said, most.

An elderly Florida man was busted trying to steal from a Walmart while dressed as a woman, complete with rose blush and bright red lipstick.

According to, the Orlando Sentinel, a security guard spotted our 80-year-old man wearing women’s clothing, cherry red lipstick, and rose-colored blush, ripping tags off of items and trying to shove them in a purse. (A purse which was also stolen.)

Mrs. Doubtfire grabbed one item from the frozen food section and tried to pay for that on his way out, but the security guard, who witnessed the thievery, intercepted him.

Our boy had over $800 cash in his wallet, but was trying to steal $87 worth of items while cross dressing.

He was booked into jail with his pretty make-up still o his face. Click here to check out his mug shot.

[Orlando Sentinel]

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