An Oregon man was arrested for trespassing after he broke into a house, got scared, and called 911.

Timothy Chapek, 25, decided that his need for a shower was worth breaking and entering.  Everything was going according to plan until the house's owners got home.

Hillary McKenzie, homeowner (overheard on 911 call): "Why are you in my house talking a shower?"

Chapek: "I'm sorry. My name is Timothy Chapek."

McKenzie: "Why are you in my shower?"

Chapek: "I broke in..."

]via ABC 6 WJBF-TV.]

Here's the story on the local news.

Sometimes I think people are trying to set new standards for stupidity.

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