Drunk Woman Holds Up McDonald’s Breakfast Drive-Thru Demanding Free Big Macs

Late night cravings often go hand-in-hand with people who have had way too much to drink, but this Florida woman had a hankering for some Big Macs at 6AM and she wanted them for free.

According to WTSP, the 34-year-old woman pulled into a golden arches drive through at 6AM and “demanded they give her two free Big Macs because she was unsatisfied with the ones she had last time she was there.”

(Oh, did I mention she was also drunk…and doped up on Klonopin?)

The employees told her that they didn’t have Big Mac because they were serving breakfast, which in-turn made the woman ask for two free egg mcmuffins instead. She refused to leave the drive thru for 10-minutes before police arrived.

When deputies approached the car, [she] allegedly told them her rights were being violated, because they wouldn't give her her free breakfast.

The woman failed a sobriety test and her blood-alcohol level came back at a .108. She also told police that she thought it was 4AM, as if that made her antics any more understandable.

[WTSP]

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