Burglar Breaks Into Home, Cooks Bacon, Drinks Beer

We (almost) all love bacon, but this guy might love it a little too much. He broke into a woman's home to cook some bacon and snag a couple of beers.

According to the Bismarck Tribune, a North Dakota woman came home after work and smelled the scent of freshly-cooked bacon in her house and then noticed that it had been broken in to.

The burglar used the microwave to cook bacon from her refrigerator and took three cans of Bud Light.

Bacon ain't worth burglary charges dude.

I guess the plus side for the homeowner is that the intruder didn't steal anything else.

Now I'm hungry....who wants bacon?

[Bismarck Tribune]

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