Five Ways to Annoy Your Partner — Some You Do Everyday

It may seem impossible to annoy your partner and for a list of only five things-- wow, hold the phone, Leroy! Here is a little list, the tip of the iceberg.

FIVE WAYS TO ANNOY YOUR PARTNER

• Tell him/her that what you want to have for dinner or where you want to go doesn't matter until they mention something, and then say "except that."
• Tell him/her you're tired and sore and crabby and just want to go lie in bed at 7 p.m.(and they worked late and haven't eaten dinner yet).
• Quantify the chores you did today versus the chores he/she did today even though he/she did the laundry, washed the car, mowed the lawn, fixed the vacuum, built a cabinet for the bathroom and put the groceries away Saturday.
• Clip your toenails in bed and swish them off onto the floor.
• Stand over him/her while they are doing something and tell them how they are doing it wrong or how you would do it differently.

Of course now we have opened a can of worms! Let's go, what annoys you? Comment below.