Interested in dating a female radio DJ? There are some things you need to know before taking that wild...plunge. *Kerplunk!*

Dating is not easy - whether you're a single mom, workaholic, or even if you think you're someone who's super available and easy to date. I'm telling you now, you can add "female radio DJ" to that list of people who have a really difficult time dating.

First, I want to be clear that I do not date listeners.

So if you're a listener reading this thinking, I listen to Mollie and I think I have a shot, no, you don't. I'm sorry, but you just don't. And it's not because I hate you. This is just me venting about my frustrations in the dating world based on real interactions I've had with guys that actually didn't listen to me and had never even heard of me before, but had absolutely no clue what dating a radio DJ was like.

I'm also not trying to play victim here - so many other people in the world have it way worse than I do. But that doesn't make dating any easier for me.

If you don't listen to me, cool. Here are 8 things to know before dating a female radio DJ (aka me).