Dumb Criminal of the Day

A New Mexico man was arrested for allegedly making an illegal trade with a woman: Food from McDonald’s for sex.

Feel free to make your own ‘Happy Meal’ jokes.

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“It wasn't me officer…but I was being chased by Zombies.”

That’s, more-or-less, the excuse a California man gave police after he crashed a stolen truck full of strawberries.

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A man in Australia is on the lam after attempting to rob a bank, but he made a big error by setting his gun on the counter while he put stolen money is his bag.

It’s almost as if this guy was trying to make my dumb criminals list.

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It must be hard work breaking in to someone else’s house and stealing their hard-earned belongings. Just ask these two morons in Oregon who stole over 10-thousand dollars worth of items from a home and stopped to steal some orange juice from the fridge too.

Problem is they left the carton and police used DNA evidence to track them down.

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No, that is not the plot from a new B-movie horror-flick, that's what really happened at a medical marijuana dispensary in Washington.
Some people are weird.

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A man is in hot water after an alleged string on indecent incidents on Tennessee roads. Apparently this guy really wanted to show other drivers his man-parts while driving. His little peep shows had been reported dozens of times over a four-year span before he was finally caught.

Some people are weird.

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I have to give today’s dumb criminal a little credit, at least he owned up to doing something stupid. However, calling police to report yourself as a drunk driver doesn’t make up for the fact that you were driving drunk to begin with.

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I have to give today’s dumb criminal a little credit, at least he owned up to doing something stupid. However, calling police to report yourself as a drunk driver doesn’t make up for the fact that you were driving drunk to begin with.

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Wow, this takes the term "dead-beat husband" to a new level. A South Carolina man was busted by police after selling his own wedding ring to pay a prostitute!

Guess how much he got for his ring?

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Wow, this takes the term "dead-beat husband" to a new level. A South Carolina man was busted by police after selling his own wedding ring to pay a prostitute!

Guess how much he got for his ring?

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When you show up to court for a DUI, taking a parking spot reserved for a judge is probably not a good idea. Also, driving to the courthouse with a suspended license probably wouldn’t help you case at all either. But that’s exactly what an Illinois man did.

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A 41-year-old man’s plans to hook up with a 16-year-old girl he found on Facebook went awry when the girl and 6 of her friends lured the man to an abandoned home and robbed him at gunpoint.

It’s easy to cheer on kids catching a pervert, but it’s not so easy to cheer for armed robbery.

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