Beano
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Afternoons with Beano
M-F 3:00 pm - 7:00 pm
Roller Derby: Coming To A Skating Rink Near You!
Let’s face it. We, as a society, love seeing people beat the living crap out of each other. Boxing, MMA fighting, hockey, football, rugby, even the bench-clearing brawls at baseball games make for popular TV. It doesn’t even matter if the beatings are real or fake (IE, Professional wrestling, Jackass and Jean- Claude Van Damme movies).
The Roman Empire had gladiator fights to the death in giant coliseums; we have par-per-view fight nights that bring in millions of dollars. But there is a female-dominated smash-mouth sport that is gaining lots of popularity... roller derby!
Firefighters Rescue ‘Idiot’ College Students From Roof [VIDEO] – Dumb Criminal Of The Day
The future leaders of America have certainly shone brighter than they did last week in Amherst, Massachusetts. A furious fire chief had to have his men rescue three students from a 30-foot rooftop on their college campus.
They go stuck on the roof by climbing a taller building and jumping on to the roof of this one with no plan of how to get down.
Friend Asks Friend to Shoot Him In The Leg – Dumb Criminal Of The Day
I’m sure we’ve all wondered what it feels like to be shot. But only a moron would ask his friend to actually shoot him. And one step further down the intelligence scale is the guy’s friend who said, “Sure, I’ll shoot ya!”
Police in Virginia arrested a man and charged him with wreck less endangerment after he shot his friend in the leg, by request!
Emergency Fracking Ban In Loveland, Fort Collins May Do The Same
According to the Coloradoan, new oil and gas drilling and fracking are now temporarily banned in the city of Loveland and may soon be temporarily banned in Fort Collins as well.
Andy Grammer Wants You To Sing With Him [VIDEO]
Andy Grammer announced a cool contest on his Facebook page this afternoon. He wants video of fans singing along to “Fine By Me,” and for fans to upload it to his Audish Mash-Up page which then mixes the fan videos with Andy’s video. Sounds cool, eh?
Karmin – ‘Brokenhearted’ [VIDEO and LYRICS]
With their new song 'Brokenhearted', the name 'Karmin' is going to start popping up a lot in the near future and you may find yourself asking: "Who is Karmin?"
Naked Man Shoots Fireworks and Handgun at 7AM – Dumb Criminal Of The Day
It’s yet another naked criminal today, this one from Bloomington, Indiana where Police were called around 7AM because of a naked man shouting, setting off fireworks and shooting a gun.
And the world’s best neighbor made matters worse for himself by pointing his gun at police when they arrived and ended up getting shot, twice.
Do We Need a Law So Congress Can’t Count Pizza As a Vegetable?
So, this is what it's come to.
According to KDVR, a Colorado lawmaker is introducing a bill that he says restores some 'common sense' to the land. This coming on the heels of the 2011 fiasco where Congress was planning to make a slice of pizza count as a serving of vegetables in school cafeterias.
I'm all for the idea behind the law, but I'm pretty depressed that someone would have to step in and make that law.
3-Year-Old Rocking Out to Gotye in Her Carseat [VIDEO]
My daughter is only three months old but she'll be doing plenty of singing and dancing soon enough. I saw this viral video of a 3-year-old dancing in her car seat to Gotye's 'Somebody That I Used to Know' and I think I caught a glimpse of my own daughter's no-too-distant future.
Check it out below.
Beano’s Pics From The Fray at Red Rocks [Pictures]
Over the weekend, local favorites, The Fray, played two nights at Red Rocks Amphitheatre. I was lucky enough to take in the Friday night show and, despite nature's best efforts to ruin the evening, it was a great show!
Check out some pics from Friday night below.
Police Arrest Naked Unicyclist [VIDEO] – Dumb Criminal Of The Day
There seems to have been a rash of nudity in my recent Dumb Criminals of the Day that continues today. Our latest story is from Texas where a 45-year-old man was arrested while trying to ride a unicycle across a busy bridge, completely nude!
There’s a piece of police evidence I’m sure no one wanted to touch.
The Wanted – ‘Glad You Came’ [LYRICS and VIDEO]
The Wanted - "Glad You Came", from their self-titled EP.
Lyrics:
The sun goes down, the stars come out
And all that counts is here and now
My universe will never be the same
I'm glad you came
You cast a spell on me, spell on me
You hit me like the sky fell on me, fell on me
And I decided you look well on me, well on me
So let's go somewhere no-one else can see, you and me
Turn the lights out now
Now I'll take you by the hand
Hand you another drink
Drink it if you can
Can you spend a little time,
Time is slipping away,
Away from us so stay,
Stay with me I can make,
Make you glad you came
The sun goes down, the stars come out
And all that counts is here and now
My universe will never be the same
I'm glad you came
I'm glad you came
You cast a spell on me, spell on me
You hit me like the sky fell on me, fell on me
And I decided you look well on me, well on me
So let's go somewhere no-one else can see, you and me
Turn the lights out now
Now I'll take you by the hand
Hand you another drink
Drink it if you can
Can you spend a little time,
Time is slipping away,
Away from us so stay,
Stay with me I can make,
Make you glad you came
The sun goes down, the stars come out
And all that counts is here and now
My universe will never be the same
I'm glad you came
I'm glad you came
I'm glad you came
So glad you came
I'm glad you came
I'm glad you came
The sun goes down, the stars come out
And all that counts is here and now
My universe will never be the same
I'm glad you came
I'm glad you came










