Salsa Mama, Cougars and More – Missed Connections

It's time for the highlights of this past weeks missed connections on Craigslist.

These are copied just as they are written.

Goodlooking cougar from KC - m4w (Estes park - Scottish Festival )

I saw your butt when your friend lifted your kilt, looked so nice I had to get a squeeze for myself when the band was playing. I wanted to do more but it could of been awkward with some people around. I think you have beautiful eyes, a great body, and a hot hot ass. If you read this you should email me so we can meet up and finish what we started ;) I think your husband/boyfriend is cool with it, seeing how he flashed your ass to me twice. Get a hold of me and lets make some plans.

I still have feelings for you - w4m - 22 (Loveland )

You and I had a thing about five months back. You were fascinated with the fact that I was a girl that loved hunting. We had some fun nights but another won me over. I see you every once in a while and it brings back my feelings for you. I wish we would've established what we wanted in the start. I find myself thinking of you and can't help but wonder if you think of me too. I know you have no reason to check this so chances are you won't ever see this. If by chance you do put your name in subject line so I know you're real. Your initials C.F.

Macklemore and Ryan Lewis concert (8/30) - m4w (CSU campus)

This is a long shot and I feel kind of awkward posting this. Whatever.

We met at the Macklemore and Ryan Lewis concert on the CSU campus last Friday. I wore a yellow shirt; you were wearing a pink shirt. Most of our conversation revolved around a joke about making a wall and not letting other people push past us to get closer to the stage. We danced toward the end of the night before getting separated after the show. I found you again before you left with your friend and, when I came over to thank you for a fun time, you hugged me.

On the off chance you read this, it would be nice to talk to you again. You seemed cool. To verify, tell me what type of shoes you were wearing. To anyone else, happy Craigslist-ing.

salsa mama - m4w - 24 (fort collins)

you were making this salsa, it smelled so good i just wanted to take a bite of that fresh goodness and kiss your face. i think i love you, no wait i do. just love me back.

Sitting in the Rain - w4m - 21 (FRCC)

You sat in the rain in front of the BP building for atleast an hour. I came out and talked to you a little and you were really friendly. When I asked you said you just liked the rain. . . I wish you had asked for my number or I had asked if you were single. You looked really hansom there and it was nice talking to you and Ide like to get to know you more. Message me with some details like what color your motorcycle helmet is or what jacket you were wearing.
Really Hope to hear from you.

I gave you a ride on my golf cart... - m4w - 26 (Wibdsor)

You were going to a wedding and carrying a large box. I gave you a ride to help you out but I should've asked you for date. I was afraid that it it seemed too unprofessional so I didn't. You looked great in you brown shawl.