Here’s the Valentine’s Gift For the Ex that Broke Your Heart [NSFW]

We all have that one ex, that broke our heart, ripped it from our chest, cut it into pieces, ran over it with a cement mixer, and posted it all over social media. If you have been wanting to send them a gift to remember you buy, here it is. Sometimes you just need to send something to your ex, that lets them know you are thinking about them... and what you're thinking is F#@K YOU!

For that special occasion, there is FU Florist, and FU doesn't stand for Friend Up,or Freedmont University. It stands for what you think, and FU Florist is there to help you tell your ex exactly that. FU Florist will send your ex one dead rose, in a box, for only $9.99.

So with Valentine's Day rapidly approaching, get your orders in now. If you get your order submitted by February 9, your special delivery will be there by Valentine's Day... and they take every major credit card.