Dumb Criminal of the Day

A lot of people have minor marital problems, but this Italian couple might need some serious counseling. The husband is a drug dealer and he begged to go to prison to escape his 'annoying' wife.

Word to the wise: Don't try and tip your waitress with an envelope full of meth.

An argument about kids prize tickets as a Chuck E. Cheese in Tampa, Florida led to an all out, two-family brawl. Who knew skee ball could be so dangerous!

Something very terrible happened in Greeley Friday night. Some scumbags broke into the Game Alliance video game store, stole just about everything of value inside, and trashed the place.

Jay Z lives in Houston and his hometown fans get a little too worked up about getting concert tickets, apparently. A man was nearly killed by two women who ran him over while trying to steal his tickets.

The clock hadn't even struck midnight yet and there was a stabbing in Old Town leaving one person with serious injuries. The incident happened on Linden Street, outside of Refuge Tattoo around 11pm last night. The Coloradoan stated: As of 11:30 PM, police had detained four people but did not yet know their relationship to the victim, if any...

Misery loves company, and so does stupidity. A woman was arrested for drunk driving and not one, but two people that came to pick her up were also arrested fro driving drunk to come get her.

A Florida man did not do anything to alter the perception that they have some of the stupidest criminals around after he left his wallet behind at the scene of a robbery he committed.

A drug smuggler thought that he had a good plan when he decided to hide 200-pounds of marijuana wrapped in Christmas presents in his van. He was wrong.

We all expect someone dressed up as Buddy the Elf to be full of Christmas cheer. Just maybe not this much cheer and definitely not while behind the wheel.

I know family can bring a lot of stress to the holidays, but can an argument about a Christmas tree ornament be worth punching your own mother in the face? A Michigan man seems to think so...

A group of Grinches is doing their best to ruin Christmas for a California family. The thieves were caught on video breaking into their house via doggie door and then spending two hours ransacking the home and stealing the belongings inside, including the kids' Christmas presents and their grandparent's ashes.