Skateboarding Bouncer – Missed Connections

It is time for the highlights from the local missed connections section from craigslist!

A couple really random ones this week. Who knows? One of them could be about you!

Village Inn hottie - w4m - 45 (Ft. Collins)

You work at Village Inn. You have long hair and tattoos. I want to know you like no one has ever done before, deep and meaningful. I want to get into your head. I want you to the core, not just sinfully shallow.

Skateboarding bouncer - w4m (Rec Room)

I have had the biggest crush on you since we used to work at Miramont together. When you read this, you'll know who i am. I tried to get your number Saturday but I was being rushed away.
Hit me up....lets smoke :)

My Neighbor - w4m (loveland)

King Scooper cougar - m4w (Loveland King Scooper)

I first saw you over by produce, when I went to go get a basket. You are an attractive woman that was on the phone, brown hair, average height, and great looking body, older than me but not even close to looking old. I didn't see a ring on your finger, but honestly I was checking out your pretty face, and sexy body. I'm pretty sure you caught me checking you out a couple times. I wanted to say hi and talk to you but you were on the phone when I saw you. If you read this, and might be interested to know who I am then email me please, I think we can get a long well.

dropped diapers at timnath Walmart - m4w