Indecent Grilling, Hot Milkman and An Accidental Groping – Northern Colorado Missed Connections

This week some of the highlights of the local missed connections deals with some vehicles, some accidental groping and some indecent grilling.

These are copied just as they are written and one of them could be about you.

emissions - clean air - m4w - 29 (ft collins)

We were both getting our emissions test done Tuesday morning about 830am. You were an attractive brunette, probably in your mid 20s? We exchanged a few stares back and forth from our separate booths. I should have walked into your booth! My car passed, my pickup skills failed.

I think you had a Jeep Cherokee ...

Anyways, if you end up somehow seeing this, send me a message with what car I was driving or the color tie I had on.

to the one that saw me grilling - m4w - 48 (Fort Collins)

to the one that saw me grilling in my back yard naked and you stopped and stared for awhile I am single and you are fine and I would like to get to know you let me know

Light Brown Toyota Tacoma with Faded Camper Top - m4w - 30 (Drake & Shields)

There she was, a light brown 1st generation Toyota Tacoma extra cab with a high top camper on the back. What a beautiful truck... great fuel economy, excellent reliability and plenty of space for camping gear, skis and really anything you want in the back.

I was admiring this beauty across two lanes of traffic from my own 3rd gen Toyota 4Runner when I pulled forward a bit and noticed an equally beautiful driver with light hair and a healthy figure. Something inside burst to the surface and my hand began waving from behind tinted windows. Somehow you saw this gesture and returned it with equal fervor. Wow... Here we are, two people with similar cars on the same road around 6:30pm just waving at each other. It's probably not that uncommon but I still enjoyed it.

Let's be friends, it could be amazing. Worse case we could do a tug of war with our trucks and since mine is only 2 wheel drive you'll probably win.

to C that I accidently groped saturday night at the pit - m4w (ft. collins)

So if you read this I'm sure youll know its for you without getting into too many details.. I was hanging and drinking at the bar having a good time... while outside smoking I hugged you for some reason and in that process grabbed a handful of your boob.. definitely not was I was trying and told ya.. you didnt even really react so im not sure if maybe you kinda liked it.. I am sorry thou I felt bad the next morning when I woke up.. you prob have a man anyways as yoir a little cutie and honestly I like what I felt... I didnt get smacked so figured I would throw it out there..

Hot Milkman at Sharps Ct. - w4m (Fort Collins)

I was the blonde parked in my gray CRV. You were the milk guy delivering up a huge smile. Maybe there's more than a 2% chance you'll see this? I couldn't look past-your-eyes (pasteurized.. ugh). You're a tall cool glass of refreshing.

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