Calling All Midgets, Asian Sales Reps and FC Police Officer – Northern Colorado’s Missed Connections

You read that title right. This weeks missed connection highlights include all of those and some other great gems.

These are copied just as they are written and one of them could be about you.

Dont walk away so fast like I do - m4w (csu)

You know who you are. .. 2nd floor, super cute (but you don't draw attention to yourself), you have a finer appreciation for the good things in life (your so called backup plan) ..... anyway I missed you because I was on the phone. I wanted to go to get tea or hookah with you (and I thought thats were you were heading) so Ive been chasing a ghost all night trying to run into you. I only swim against the flow of life on a few things... I hope you find this before I give up.

in line at Starbucks - m4w (Safeway)

At the Old Town Safeway earlier this afternoon. You were wearing a dark gray/charcoal shirt and black jeans, the friend you were with was wearing a tie dye shirt.

We didn't have a moment or anything like that, no eye contact or smiles or silly banter. To be honest I'm pretty sure you didn't even notice me, other than being the guy next in line. Not exactly a "missed connection" but oh well. I just couldn't help but admire the easy way you smiled and carried yourself, or that you could still be stunning with no makeup and wearing normal, comfortable clothes. You're a natural beauty, which is a rare thing.

asian sales rep - w4m - 24 (greeley)

You were selling some wax that cleans mirrors and stains on the car. We talked a bit about your nationality. Your philipino and just moved from California. I wasnt dressed and was way to shy to say anything. I wish I could have talked to you. You are extremely handsome. If you ever see this please write me. Lol its kinda weird posting on here but I'm really hoping to hear from you again one day.

calling all midgits italian lookin - m4w - 24 (foco)

970 yep that's right I have a thing for midgits would love to meet a cute one whos cool hit me up if that's you or you know one 213 and just shoot me 9762 a text im Italian lots of tattoos good looking good shape

Blonde Girl Hiking Grey Rock Monday 7-7 - m4w (Grey Rock FoCo)

I was hiking greys rock with my father when you passed us and I was quite impressed with your ability and I will admit you were rather stunning as well. Im rather new to hiking however I quite enjoy it than I started to think since we have that in common maybe we have something else?

If you happen to read this you should reply maybe we could go on a hike

family of a patient - w4m - 35 (Greeley)

Your the son of a resident at work. I saw you the day I interviewed for my job, and I have wanted you ever since. I know you're involved, but damn I want you, and I know you know I want you. Email my workplace

FC Police Officer - w4m - 32

So this is even more awkward than when we met. You gave my mother a ticket at the Wal-mart on Harmony & S. College on Wed. night 7/9. You were very polite and considerate given the circumstances. Thank you. You were not only nice but extremely good looking in that uniform.
I was wearing grey yoga pants, blue tank top, hair pulled back, black frame glasses and big blue eyes.
I would love to go to dinner sometime if you are available and interested. :)

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