Bank Tellers in Windsor, “Missed Connection of the Decade” and More! – ‘Missed Connections’ Thursday

It is that time again where I share some of the highlights of the 'missed connection' section on Craigslist. Who knows, one of them might be about you! So let us get into some of the top 'missed connections' of last week!  I quote these exactly how they were written and include a link back that should be good as long as the author keeps the post up.

Pictures of you - w4m - 32 (Loveland)

Or rather video, I just found a clip you recorded from my phone. I've tried so hard to forget you, move on, not think about you every time my mind wanders. Then I come across a cruel reminder of how much I still love you. And always will. What the hell is wrong with me? I didn't deserve to be treated so badly and I didn't deserve this future you decided for me. You threw away something incredible, something I doubt I will ever find again. I wish you would just tell me why...

Cruella De Vil at the Breweries - m4w - 26

To Cruella De Vil

The beauty that I am lucky enough to keep running into.
Your uncanny ability to play the music and inspire a room, your smile and simple dances moves. I hope to reconnect with you soon as I will be smiling and exploring old town as always. If it's you tell me what brewery or even for that matter how to spell your beautifully odd and awesome name. Until then Cruella De Vil I'll miss you.

Lyric Cinema Cafe - m4w - 25 (Fort Collins)

I love seeing movies, but I am really hoping to run into you every time I come. I was there all the time last fall but I have been gone for quite a while. I am back in town and I finally ran into you again. One of these times I will ask your name, but for now I love our chance encounters. See you next time!

Teller at Wells Fargo Bank in Windsor - m4w (Windsor, CO)

I was just in the Wells Fargo branch in Windsor, CO mid-morning today (Wed). You were the only female teller, and you looked amazing. You had blonde/brown hair, an amazing smile, and have been blessed with a super-cute figure. You wore a teasing little scarf that barely covered the sexy surprises hidden beneath. I wish that I didn't look like a bum when I came in today because I think that you would have shared a similar attraction towards me, but it was my day off so I didn't spend much time getting ready.

I saw that you did not have a ring on your hand, and I would have asked you what your situation was but I was the only customer in the bank and there were other people standing nearby....so I held back. Please respond with some details about me or my transaction so that I know it is really you. Even if you're in a relationship, just let me know that you at least saw this posting. I hope to hear from you.

Missed Connection of the Decade - m4w - 24 (Fort Collins )

The time- Superbowl Sunday about half way through the game that I wasn't watching.
The place- An establishment relating to an innebriated primate.

You- Sitting at the dead bar swinging gingerly on the swings. You looked way too happy for being drunk on a Sunday. your name was Bree or Bri or Brea or Brigh.... Some form of Briana
Me- stinking of cigarettes and old Chicago mozzerella sticks with a dirty diesel and grease stained work jacket. (kick ass beard though)

The scene- my buddy and I came in just to play buck hunter, the frustration was palpable when we saw several small children swarming the game like ants on a chocolate bar. You saw my hopes fading so you offered to physically assault the children to get them off the game... It was the most romantic offer I've ever heard. I complimented your beautiful eyes but don't get too exited I think I stole the line from a Ben Affleck movie I saw in high school. I then stated we'd make beautiful blue eyed babies to which you replied "hmm". After all this steamy interaction a fella much larger than myself came up to you and started talking to you. I'm not sure if he was your boyfriend or just a boy friend, but I wasn't going to test the waters (due to his size). my buddy and I left after we figured out the kids parents were feeding them quarters So we took off when your back was turned. On our way to my large sexy and very expensive truck I told my friend I just met the love of my life to which he said "really? That girl wanted nothing to do with you" to which I replied " I know that's why we're perfect for each other". Any way long story short you were very cute and we had matching pacific ocean blue eyes. We'd make some adorable almost aryan looking children. You should respond to this grammatically genius add and I'll take you out for a nice steak dinner (I like outback because of that sauce they serve with the shrimp, it's not cocktail sauce, it's like hot sauce and wasabi with mayo) but I digress. If you're not her but you match this description you can still respond as long as you fool me long enough to make me believe I'm with my true love even for just a moment. Kisses

Some pineapples w that? - m4w - 99 (Fort Collins )

You came into my work today and contemplated pineapples on something ;)
Then you decided to come back and pick it up instead of having us bring it to you. It seemed like there was a lustful look in your eyes but were afraid to act on it, don't be afraid...the feeling was/is mutual.
Hit me up and lemme know what ya got from my place and lets get together and enjoy each others bodies ;)