Hey guys. You know who it is... Anyway, in an era of Pinterest-inspired engagement photos and 'love your spouse' challenges clogging up the Facebook feed that used to only host embarrassing Friday night party pics, let me just say -- being single is not easy.

We understand you have good intentions, but if you're saying any of these things (that were actually said to all of us) to your single friends, YOU are not helping.

If you're reading this and saying, 'Amen, sisters,' here is a little silver lining for you.