NSFW: Teen Wins 30-Day Hotel Stay with Porn Star

Every boy's wildest dreams have come true for this 16-year-old: the opportunity to stay at a hotel with an adult film actress for 30 days.

Ruslan Schedrin, a former child actor from Russia, won the prize in a competition through a website that sells weaponry for online computer games, reports the Mirror. And even luckier for him, the X-rated actress Ekaterina Makarova (a.k.a. Macy Ssens) is everything he wants and more: "She has got good sizes," he said.

See appropriate photos of adult film actress Macy Ssens HERE. 

"Hi, I am that very boy, I've won you," Schedrin says he'll tell Ssens when he meets her. [Author's note: Want me to keep going with the creepy quotes? Because there's plenty here, trust me.]

When asked if sex would be included in the prize, Ssens replied, "It is not supposed [to] but life is life...At least we'll be friends. I liked him in the photos."

While Schedrin is the legal age of consent in Russia, Ssens says the two can also venture out of the hotel room to see movies and visit museums, reports L!fe News.

Understandably, Schedrin's mother and sister are PISSED, saying this is just way too inappropriate for someone his age.

"How could they get such an idea for a 16-year-old boy? I am shocked," said his mother, Vera Schedrina. "I have not seen the girl, but my son must study."

My thoughts on all of this: *smh*