The “honey-do list” generally creates a lot of arguments between husbands and wives. Fixing things around the house yourself or paying someone else to do it are really your only options. Unless you compromise by kidnapping a handyman and forcing him to do the work for you.

Then you end up in jail, like this California couple.

According to the Huffington Post, the 26 and 33-year-old couple invited a handyman over to their house and proceeded to beat the tar out of him and hold him at gunpoint until he agreed to spend the rest of the day fixing things in their home.

Now, I’m assuming this was not a couple that hard-up for money; they had their own beach volleyball court, a pool, and tennis courts. Anyways, they got him to fix a dishwasher, a broken door and a few other things. But then they got greedy, they loaded their imprisoned-handyman in a car to go to a relative’s house where they planned to force him to fix more things.

The couple’s stupidity really flourishes on the way to said relative’s home. They stop for gas. They make the handyman pump the gas. They go inside to buy snacks.

The handyman fled to a nearby house and called police.

I hope the handyman did a half-hearted job on their dishwasher and it floods their house while they rot in jail.

What scumbags.

More From 99.9 The Point