Colorado Couple Busted Shoplifting, Backpack Of Sex Toys Mistaken For Bomb

Police is Aurora were called to a Walmart after a report of a suspicious backpack. Turns out it was just full of sex toys. (All I can think of after reading this story is Special K's 'pleasure chest' from Can't Hardly Wait.)According to the Denver Post, a 30-year-old man with a backpack was with his girlfriend when she was caught shoplifting. He acted "suspicious" and security found "liquids and piping" in the backpack. They then called in the bomb squad who found that the bag was full of nothing more than a bunch of "sex toys and lubricants".

The shoplifting girlfriend was given a court summons, but her anxious boyfriend had other warrants out for his arrest and was taken to jail.

[Denver Post]

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