Cockroaches, Better Than Chocolates On V-Day

Chocolates and Roses are cliche and jewelry is expensive. To show you really care this Valentines day, name a cockroach for her. The Wildlife Conservation Society that runs the New York City zoo is raising funds by offering the public the chance to name a Madagascar hissing cockroach. In return for each name, it's asking for a $10 donation. The zoo says naming a roach will honor a sweetheart's resourcefulness and resiliency.

Are we running out of stars for people to name that we have to now name bugs? In all honesty, I am not a big fan of V-day, I think its to superficial, but this seems more genuine. Would you name a bug after your sweet heart?