Beano Can Swallow A Twinkie Whole

Apparently I can swallow an entire Twinkie.

Should I be ashamed, embarrassed, or proud? Maybe a little bit of each.

We had an eating contest with some of the other DJs in the building (a contest I won, by the way) inspired by Takeru Kobayash setting a Twinkie-eating record.

I with his inspiration I found I was able to swallow a Twinkie whole.

I wouldn't recommend it to anyone, but I can cross this off of my bucket list I guess.

Ugh...I think I'm going to be sick.