eating contest

So, a while back I had purchased some 'Bean Boozled' jelly beans with the intent that I would be playing a little 'jelly bean roulette' with them. Today, thanks to Derek and Butch, I was finally able to make it happen. See, these beans contain 10 different colors, but they have 20 different flavors. Meaning each color could be one of two flavors. (Green ones are either juicy pear or booger-flavored, brown ones are either chocolate pudding or canned dog food, black is licorice or skunk spray, and so-forth.)

I was bestowed upon a great honor on Saturday. I was crowned "The Crust King," the fastest pizza eater here at our Townsquare Media radio stations.) I ate a medium pizza from LaPorte Pizza in about 4-and-a-half minutes, and I have video to prove it.

It's a national holiday of sorts, July 11th, or 7-11. The day that everyone can enjoy a free 7.11 ounce Slurpee at any participating 7-Eleven location. Derek & I went over and got our freebies earlier today and we had to have a rematch or our last Slupee-chugging contest. Check out the video below, I think my insides still hurt...

Apparently I can swallow an entire Twinkie. Should I be ashamed, embarrassed, or proud? Maybe a little bit of each.

In an age where dynasties are few and far between, Joey Chestnut has dominated his sport like few others. Best of all, he let's the success go straight to his belly.