MFW I realise Cary Elwes went from singing in 'men in tights' to sawing his foot off. My nomination for least type cast actor!
Here are some of the highlights from the 'Missed Connections' section on Craigslist this past week. Who knows, one of them may be about you!

These are copied exactly how they are written, errors and all. And I have included the links to each post.

 

Fishnets and black boots at FoCoMX - m4w (Fort Collins)

You have a beautiful smile! Id love to see you smile again. Maybe grab a drink sometime?

Is it not obvious!!?! - w4m - 23 (redicky-donk)

You know... I know... so We have to know eaChother knowS.. Right? Im sorry about being shy when youre around.. but you have me all sorts of tongue-tied! Tho across the room I do enjoy seeing you smile after you catch me, I turn so dont catch me blushing :) I would love to get to know you, maybe dinner, and than the hookah lounge afterwords? Could be a good start to a wonderful thing...

Honestly I hope you dont see this.. I feel pretty redicky-donk about it...

You caught me checking you out - m4w (Our Apartment Complex)

Me: Driving by, checking you out.
You: Checking your mail, catching me checking you out.

I just wanted to say I'm sorry. Normally I'm not such an animal, but you are breathtakingly gorgeous and I lost myself for a minute. I hope I didn't make you uncomfortable in any way, and I assure you I am generally an upstanding gentleman and I am always completely harmless. I know there is no way you'll see this, but on the off chance that you might I figured I'd spend the time because there is no way I'm going to compound the awkwardness of this situation by apologising in person.

Gorgeous Harley Girl - m4w - 26 (Greeley)

So I know this is a long shot but you came into my work this morning. I was so taken back by you I kind of blew the chance to ask your name. You had half of your hair shaved and you were beyond attractive. We talked about how long we had to work. I would love to get your name and see you again. Totally not a creep. Just a shy dude that got caught up.

beautiful girl playing foosball with me at trailhead saturday night - m4w - 28 (trailhead travern fort collins colorado)

You were tall, radiant, and absolutely gorgeous with brown hair and these amazing eyes. We had a great time playing two games foos and then your friends pulled you away. Its a long shot but I would love to see you again. Maybe you will come back someday, but if you should happen to see this please listen to the song "jungle boogie" and we will bring down some competitors. Haha :0)

Singing along with u while driving behind u - m4w (Harmony and taft hill near JJ's corner s)

 I know it's probably a long shot. But thought I'd try. You were driving west on harmony just about 10 mins ago heading to and turning on Taft hill going north. You had a red blazer with a license plate with letters UYV on it. I was the guy in the truck behind you. I think you had blonde hair, and it was put up, then when you got to your turn on Taft, you let your beautiful hair down. The whole time I was begin you we were singing I think the same song and we keep looking at each other, I kept looking at you through your drivers side mirror. Probably a long shot but hope u see this. I would like to see you again! What color of truck was I driving and what was the song we were singing, and where did I follow you until I turned off?

Method Man Concert - w4m (Aggie Theater)

You partied with me and my friends all night at the concert last night but when the concert ended we got lost in the crowd and lost you. You used to work at the gym next door to my office.
If by crazy chance you read this, email me back and tell me your name and what gym you worked for.

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