Professors, The Maintenace Man and Dr. Pepper- ‘Missed Connections’

Time again to highlight the 'missed connection' section of Northern Colorado's craigslist. Who knows, one may be about you!

These are copied exactly how they are written and the links are included!

Maintenance man???? - w4m ( FoCo)

Gah, I said I wouldnt do this. but... Your the maintenance guy. And I think your sexy. Im the one who asked you to do my dishes? Why? Just so I can see you. I want to take this further than you being at work and fixing my heater n toilet. If you think you know for sure who this is write thee complex I live in in the title and the kind of vechile you drive. I bite. But not too hard;)

Professor, I am in love with you - m4w - 30 (Fort Collins)

Professor I can't stop thinking about you. I can't wait to see you. I hate the days I can't see you. I want to try to find ways so I can be around you more often. Whenever we talk I think about you for the rest of the day. I hope we can find a way to spend more time together away from the university. I think you know who I am, please e-mail me with a work related message, we can go from there.

Fort Collins Mall - w4m - 22 (Foco)

So .. I seen you guys in the mall..
You asked me where the food court was, pretty sure just to talk to me.
Anywho, said you were from Larimer or something odd like that.
But failed to ask for my name or number... Hmmm??
I doubt youll read this but I need new friends too. Eh, worth a shot.

Miramont man of my dreams... - w4m - 30 (Miramont)

To the man of my dreams, I see you working out every time I go to my power flow yoga class. You are so handsome, and have a rockin' bod but all we ever do is smile at one another. Please reply back with the brand of shoes you wear so I know it's you.

Taylor, from Greeley, the prettiest woman at the Magic Beans show - m4w (Nederland)

Taylor - I hope this message reaches you. We met right before you left the Magic Beans show in Ned. I was just commenting on how you were the prettiest woman in the room when you walked up to us as you were leaving..!

Why wont you just come up to me???? - w4m - 22 (Golds Gym )

I always catch you looking at me when we are both working out. You have a "24" on your left calf. Why won't you just come up to me and talk to me? I won't bite....hard. If I catch you looking at me, that's because I'm looking at you too.

Dr pepper - m4w - 37 (ft. collins)

You were nice enough to carry my soda pop home for me from Safeway. I thought you were cute-the grocery lady said you were single...

I stole your lighter... - w4m - 19 (Alley Cat Cafe)

About a week ago I walked up to you at the Alley Cat and asked to borrow your lighter. You gave it to me, I said I'd be right back, but I forgot completely and just left.

It was around 3 AM and I was exhausted... I just found it in my jacket pocket and I feel terrible. I'd love to return said item to you (:

E Mail me and tell me what color the lighter was.