Valentine's Day is quickly approaching, and maybe you want to be anything but single.

I'm one of the lucky ones to have a valentine for February 14, but I'm dedicated (sorta) to helping singles find a match. I'm mostly joking with this but hey, if one of these guys is The One for you, then you can laugh in my face and live happily ever after once you go see Fifty Shades Darker.

Now, while I explain to my boyfriend why I was browsing the Miscellaneous Romance posts on Craigslist (again...???), take a look at some potential matches in Northern Colorado that I found for you below.

  • 1

    Irish divorcee looking for his ebony queen.

    Although he never explicitly says it, this divorced Irishman is looking for his queen of color. (The post's sensual but safe-for-work image reinforces my assumption.)

    If you enjoy movies, concerts, dining out, or cooking a great meal together, or some of the finer things in life, please get in touch. I was raised to treat a woman with respect, and treat her with kindness, and love. If you like to have doors opened for you, and hold hands and be treated like you are the only woman in my world, please get in touch.

    If interested, he'd like you to put your favorite color on the subject line so he knows you're the real deal.

    See the rest of the post here.

  • 2

    Sexual deviant looking for a long term relationship.

    This man is also looking for anything but vanilla.

    If you're just not really compatible with someone sexually, it's harder to be close to them emotionally. Is for me, anyway...In terms of what I'm after in a relationship, I'd like to be with someone I'd want to be friends with even if we weren't [a] couple. Someone down to earth, on the weirder end of the spectrum. Likes to laugh.

    If you'd like to read more into what this guy is looking for (in and out of the bedroom), see the full post here. Beware, it's probably not something you want to read at work.

  • 3

    Professional "Before" model with a fear of spontaneous combustion looking for a nice girl (no games).

    This single guy is giving Craigslist a go one more time in hopes of building a meaningful friendship (possibly a relationship) with a nice transwoman.

    I am gainfully employed and in pursuit of career/academic goals. I'm 5'8" and in athletic-ish shape (lol). I drink every now and then and smoke some. Nothing excessive. Overall, I'd say I'm pretty healthy.

    Find out more of what he's looking for and learn more about him here. If you're lucky, you might get to hold his pet yeti. (I don't think that's code for anything...no, not at all.)

  • 4

    Open-minded guy looking for a gal that's NOT collecting social security or in high school.

    If you think Craigslist is "kinda sleazy and creepy," don't worry because this guy totally feels the same way.

    If your (sic) out there and wanting to take a chance, I'm your guy, you won't be disappointed. It would be nice if you share a photo but not required. Nor does this ad have a picture of me. Because I don't want just anybody seeing me on the edge...But if you reply with a picture of you, I will be gladly and more than happy to send you one back.

    He explains more of who he is and what he's looking for in his post, which you can read here.

  • 5

    Who says friends w/ benefits can't celebrate Valentine's Day?

    I mean, I don't think there's anything wrong with it. Just know that all this guy wants is sex.

    I'm off tonight at 10 and all day tomorrow. If (sic) like it to be a regular thing, unless one of us finds someone.

    Okay, so maybe there's still hope for you to be his "someone?" Also, this was posted almost 2 weeks ago but maybe he's free tonight. Read the rest of his post here.

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