These single men in Northern Colorado are doing Tinder the right way -- by making us laugh. Well, four out of five are single. One just needs a dog sitter, no strings attached.

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We've been scouring male profiles within a 50 mile radius -- in the name of research, of course -- and we couldn't help but find these Tinder bios a little more 'stand out' than the rest.

So, kudos to these guys (especially the last one). And, ladies, maybe you'll see one of these and swipe right -- if you decide he's not actually a serial killer. ;)

Meet 5 Fort Collins Guys With Winning Tinder Bios