Kool-Aid Man invades my whiteboardOnly in Florida, right? A St. Petersburg man is accused actually calling a 911 operator and requesting "Kool-Aid, burgers and weed to be delivered to him."

According to Tampa Bay Times, the 34-year-old didn’t just call 911 once to place his order; he called 80 times in one day.

80 times.

Police did come to his house, but not to bring him his vices, they came to arrest him. He must have been really hungry because in the back of the police car he started gnawing on the foam padding.

I don’t even have any witty commentary for this one, this man’s stupidity pretty much speaks for itself.

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