New York Woman Tries To Rob Two Banks In Same Day, Fails Both Times

A New York woman attempted to rob two separate banks in one day, and failed both times.

Let’s just say, she should keep her day job (If she has one.)

According to UPI, the first robbery attempt involved the woman walking into a TD Bank and demanding 5-grand from a teller. The teller, obviously someone a little smarter than the wannabe thief, told her she needed to speak with a customer service representative. So, she walked over and sat down at a representative’s desk. Meanwhile the teller pushed her panic alarm button. The woman noticed the alarm and then scurried out of the bank.

Not even an hour later she entered another TD Bank branch. This time she claimed to have a bomb and demanded more cash. This teller gave her money, but also gave her one of those dye packs that explode when they leave the bank along with her ill-gotten money.

And when she made her getaway, the dye pack did indeed explode, covering our crook with dye and forcing her to dump all of her stolen cash.

I’m going to say she probably didn’t put a whole lot of thought into these attempted robberies…at least I hope she didn’t.

[UPI]

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