Man’s Home Robbed While He Was Watching Nude Woman Swim In His Pool

Using a naked woman as an accomplice to distract a guy while you rob him is probably a brilliant criminal move…unless you and said naked woman are a couple that happen to live down the street from the man you’re burgling.

According to the Crossville-Chronicle, a 54-year-old man was approached at his home by a couple that lived nearby. The woman told her husband to go fetch her some cigarettes and she asked the man if she could swim in his pool. She convinced him to lead her around the back of the house and then asked him if it was OK if she swaw nude. As you can guess his answer was ‘yes’ and she swam, giving him a show for about 20-minutes.

She dried-off and left, and when the man went back inside his home he found that her husband had robbed him of a handgun, jewelry and medication worth over $1,000.

Oops.

Seems like a pretty slick plan, except that Mr. Voyeur was able to identify the couple as a pair that lived down the street from him. I’m guessing they won’t be too hard to track down.

But he’d better request they do a nude photo-line-up just to be sure they get the right crooks.

[Crossville-Chronicle]

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