Man Sues NYC for $2 Undecillion

A man in New York believes that he has been mistreated and seeking justice by asking for a lot of money. I mean, a lot of money.

He filed a lawsuit in federal court against New York City, LaGuardia Airport, KMart, Au Bon Pain and more for a litany of reasons:

Civil rights violations, personal injury, discrimination on national origin, retaliation, harassment, fraud, attempted murder, intentional infliction of emotional distress, and conspiracy to defraud. $2,000 decillion ($2,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000).

 

That's a 2 followed by 36 zeroes, also called 2 undecillion. That amount of money, is way, way, way more than "the estimated economic value of all goods and services produced by humanity since we first evolved."

Some of the events he claims have happened to him that require such astronomically large sums of money include someone's dog biting him on the finger and being photographed by a Chinese couple without his permission—you know, the kind of things that add up, eventually, to more money than has ever been created or ever will be.