A British man was busted trying to have sex with his camper van.

The unidentified man attempted to lower himself onto the metal tow ball of the vehicle on a busy, well-lit street in Corwnall at 1:30 a.m. one night last week, according to the Cornish Guardian.

The event was withness by a 15-year-old girl who spotted the man from a bedroom window at her grandmother's house.

"She came in my room crying because she'd heard a noise, and said a man came running out [into the street] with something up his jumper," said the girl's grandmother Jackie Walker, 66.

"When we got to the upstairs window he was totally naked, trying to sit on the tow bar of a camper van. It was disgusting. She's 15," she added.

Walker called police, and the man received a formal warning as it was his first offense, according to The Sun.

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