Man Busted For Waving His Man Parts Out The Window At 90MPH

A man is in hot water after an alleged string on indecent incidents on Tennessee roads. Apparently this guy really wanted to show other drivers his man-parts while driving. His little peep shows had been reported dozens of times over a four-year span before he was finally caught.

Some people are weird.

According to WJHL, captain exhibitionist here had a pretty standard MO; He would pull up next to other drivers on highways and start honking, waving his arms, and swerving into other lanes to get the driver’s attention. Then he’d whip out his cash and prizes and start…well, let’s just say his actions would require and NC-17 rating if someone made a movie about him. (And he was doing it at 90 miles-per-hour!)

Police in Tennessee had received dozens of reports about the man over the past four years, but had never really received much more than, “Some creep was being gross in another car.” But one woman wrote down his license plate number which finally got this guy caught. Then numerous other women testified against him in court, giving graphic details of his little shenanigans.

His victims, all female, ranged in age from 16-65

Now Mr. Showmanship is facing charges of indecent and reckless endangerment, criminal attempt to commit aggravated assault, and he still has more charges on that way as more victims testify in court.

I have a few things about this story:

1. I think showing off the “goods downstairs” should only happen when it’s consensual.
2. Have you ever stuck your hand out the window at 90MPH? I can’t fathom sticking something a little more sensitive out in that wind.
3. How did this guy do all this while driving?! You’d think he’d need a super-awkward wingman behind the wheel or something.
4. In the age of mobile phones and digital cameras how was this guy not caught on camera for four years?!

I'm just glad this creep is off the streets, I'm sure he can find a lot of people to 'show off' to in prison.
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