Man Puts Eel in Bum, Chews Through Colon

... Sometimes I wonder why I browse the Internet for weird stories when I find a story like this. WARNING: This may be kind of disturbing if you couldn't tell by the title.

A man in China took himself to a hospital after he got a live eel stuck inside of him. He inserted a 20 inch swamp eel in his bum after he saw it done in an adult film.  Apparently he never learned the saying, "Don't Try This AT Home!"

The eel reportedly chewed through his colon, perforating his large intestines and then it became stuck in his body cavity. The eel was apparently trying to find its way out before it died. GROSS!