Home Burglar Identified By Ravioli Sauce On His Face

Note to self, while robbing a home is not the time to say, “Thank goodness for Chef Boyardee.”

Texas police identified a man that robbed a home by the pasta sauce still on his mouth when they caught up with him.

According to KETK, this D-rate criminal broke into a home to steal about $90 in cash, but he also decided to help himself to a bowl of ravioli while in the home.

When a Lakeport police officer found Mitchell, he noticed the red spaghetti sauce, which the officer stated was "consistent with the sauce used in Chef Boyardee raviolis."

Foiled by his inability to wipe his own face.

Bravo chump, bravo.

[KETK]

Picture by inazakira, Flickr.