Five Northern Colorado 'Texts from Last Night'

These people live among us. They probably touch the same fruit as you at the grocery store and sit next to you at the DMV. You might even be one of them.

Texts from Last Night was at a peak of popularity a few years back, when it put on display the awkward, embarrassing things we may or may not have known we texted. Now, it's a little more under the radar, but here's the thing: it's still hilarious.

TFLN gets submissions from all around the world, but here are five (970)s to make you feel a little bit better about the did-I-really-send-that? mornings you've had.

Even butter can't fix that.
(970): Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
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Aaron Davidson/Getty Images
Hands off the Franzia.
(970): I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
(1-970): mabye next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like s***
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Taquito Tuesday?
(970): Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
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Just Em-bare-ass-ing
(970): I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
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Fender-Bender
(970): you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
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