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Pirating is really hard, you guys. Almost as hard as verb conjugations. This glitter-covered singer once said, "I've doven. Doven? Diven? ... I'm pretty much a pirate."
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Pirating is really hard, you guys. Almost as hard as verb conjugations. This glitter-covered singer once said, "I've doven. Doven? Diven? ... I'm pretty much a pirate."