Ali Szubiak kneels before her wireless router each morning and sends thanks to Al Gore for inventing the beautiful jumble of wires, science and magic that have come together to form the Internet. Although she possesses the vocal expression of April Ludgate on sedatives, Ali's enthusiasm for pop stars (and Dave Grohl) is matched only by that one Sanjaya fan from 'American Idol' -- you just wouldn't know it. Her claim to fame? Zayn Malik called her babe and told her he loved her hair. She still cries about it daily. Follow her on Twitter here: @aliszoob
Ali Szubiak
Khloe Kardashian Celebrates Dropping ‘Odom’ From Her Name With Enormous Passport Cake
Intent on celebrating the reclamation of her famous last name, Khloe celebrated the occasion with an enormous cake.
‘The Hills’ Star Whitney Port Pregnant With Her First Child
Whitney Port has reportedly joined her fellow The Hills co-star, Lauren Conrad, in impending motherhood.
Kelly Ripa Eviscerates Perpetual ‘Bachelor’ Nick Viall: ‘Find Love Outside of TV’
“You like the thrill of the hunt,” Ripa said.
Rosie O’Donnell Willing to Play Steve Bannon on ‘SNL’ to Enrage Donald Trump
"Available -- if called i will serve !!!"
Did Lady Gaga Really Jump Off the Roof of Houston’s NRG Stadium During Super Bowl 2017?
The beginning of Gaga's Super Bowl set left fans with the burning question: Did she really jump from the stadium roof?
J.K. Rowling Tells Former Fan Intent on Burning ‘Potter’ Books to ‘Borrow My Lighter’
"Well, the fumes from the DVDs might be toxic and I've still got your money," she wrote.
Johnny Depp’s Superfluous Spending Led to Money Loss, Claims Countersuit
Depp, apparently, spends money the way only a caricature of a famous rich person could.
Ciara’s Baby Future Supports Gender Equality, Offers Proof Not All Hope Is Lost in Trump’s America
"All the women deserve to be treated equal," baby Future says, with some help from Ciara and Wilson. "You have our support ladies!"
Alec Baldwin to Host ‘Saturday Night Live’ for Record 17th Time
Ed Sheeran will serve as the evening's musical guest.
‘A Dog’s Purpose’ Producer Reacts to Disturbing On-Set Video Footage + Abuse Allegations
'Those individuals should be held accountable and never used again by that studio or its affiliates.'
Donald Trump Apparently Inspired by ‘Batman’ Villain When Writing Inauguration Speech
Trump's speech included a quote from D.C. comic villain, Bane.
Brian Littrell’s Real Bummed Backstreet Boys Can’t Play Donald Trump’s Inauguration
“Hollywood needs to chill out, all right? You’re talking about the commander-in-chief, right? We’re talking about respect."