New Year's Eve is one of those holidays you wish you had someone in your life to kiss. While you don't need a New Year's kiss, it's always fun.

As someone who hasn't ever had a New Year's kiss, I want to help anyone I can make a quick connection and get that New Year's kiss, darn it. I say quick because, well, we're already well into December and 2017 is gonna be here in the blink of an eye.

These may not be the best possibilities for you, but it's a start. Here are 5 "miscellaneous romance" posts I found on Craigslist to get you started in that quest for a smooch to ring in 2017.

WARNING: You might get offended by my commentary or choice in which posts I chose to share. Just remember this is not a serious "article" and I am not a journalist.

  • 1

    (Somewhat Sane) Redhead of My Dreams in Loveland - m4w

    Calling all redheaded ladies, your 41-year-old prince charming awaits you.

    Would be cool to find a nice redhead lady for friendship or more. I'm not hung up on looks, just be down to earth and some what sane. I'm a mature, good looking, wm, ddf, honest, caring, and funny. If interested put 'redhead' in the subject along with a pic and I'll send one back.

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    Frederick M. Brown/Getty Images
  • 2

    Displaced Timetraveler Seeking Travel Companion - m4w

    If you're into aliens, travel, and are bilingual, holla at ya boy.

    Anachronistic alien refugee stranded on strange planet seeks traveling companion to explore present era. Timemachine is on the fritz and with current technology it'll take months to fix, in the meantime I must cessate my need for adventure. Next destination is Havana to make it in time for the Christmas special. Applicants must be bilingual, financially independent and have a valid passport.

  • 3

    Herpes-Friendly Fun in a Boat - mw4w

    Because you can still have fun if you get cold sores.

    My lovely wife has been curious and interested in having a close GF for friendship and intimacy. I'm writing this ad because she is too shy and has a few insecurities that prevent her from seeking. The first is she carries HSV1 (cold sore) and is petrified of passing this on. I figure with a large percent of the population carrying it that it should be possible to find another gal in the same boat. The second thing is she has hyper hidrosis and can often have sweaty hands. Not something most people care about but she is afraid to touch another woman with fear she would recoil in disgust.

    I'm not seeking any role to play as her husband. Of course it would be nice if all were friends and I wouldn't turn down any invitation to serve the ladies.

    We are 4 twenty friendly. Have a great day.

    But not actually in a boat, sorry.

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    Hulton Archive/Getty Images
  • 4

    Take a Chance - m4w

    Ladies love a man of mystery.

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  • 5

    Once a Cheater, Always a Cheater - m4w

    If you're looking for a relationship with zero commitment and lacking respect for your partner, hit reply.

    I am looking for a GF . One that will hook up with others. I will be faithful to you though. im 5'10 180 good average build. Send me a pic. I wont send a pic until I have one of you. PLease put Cheat in the Subject line. I dont descriminate and am open to all types of women im in longmont.


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